Dancing Bush

"Make the Pie Higher!"

"Make the Pie Higher!" poem is composed of actual quotes from George W. Bush.

MAKE THE PIE HIGHER
by George W. Bush

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!

This poem is entirely comprised of Bushisms. To view the history of each Busism used, click here . To learn what a Bushism is, click here. And to visit my blog, click here.

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ARNOLD EXPOSED

"I didn't think about money. I thought about the fame, about just being the greatest. I was dreaming about being some dictator of a country or some savior like Jesus." - Arnold Schwarzenegger

"People need somebody to watch over them... Ninety-five percent of the people in the world need to be told what to do and how to behave." -- Arnold Schwarzenegger

My friends don't want me to mention Kurt's name, because of all the recent Nazi stuff and the U.N. controversy, but I love him and Maria does too, and so thank you, Kurt."
Arnold Schwarzenegger on his friend and fellow Austrian Kurt Waldheim, a Nazi war criminal

"I was born to be a leader. I love the fact that millions of people look up to me." - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I was always dreaming about very powerful people, dictators and things like that. I was just always impressed by people who could be remembered for hundreds of years, or even, like Jesus, be for thousands of years remembered."
- Arnold Schwarzenegger

"I saw this toilet bowl. How many times do you get away with this, to take a woman, grab her upside down, and bury her face in a toilet bowl? I wanted to have something floating there ... The thing is, you can do it, because in the end, I didn't do it to a woman, she's a machine! We could get away with it without being crucified by who-knows-what group."
Arnold Schwarzenegger describing a scene in Terminator 3

The following is a direct quote Arnold gave to Esquire Magazine in 2003 and sums up his attitude towards women.
"When you see a blonde with great tits and a great ass, you say to yourself, 'Hey, she must be stupid or must have nothing else to offer', which maybe is the case many times. But then again there is the one that is as smart as her breasts look, great as her face looks, beautiful as her whole body looks gorgeous, you know, so people are shocked."

http://www.arnoldexposed.com/quotes.html

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YOU WILL BE SHOCKED, ESPECIALLY IN THE END. IF YOU DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THE WHOLE FILM JUST WATCH THE END BIT ABOUT ARNOLD SCHWARZNEGGER. AMERICA, DON'T ALLOW NON-AMERICANS TO BE YOUR PRESIDENT, YOU'RE ASKING FOR TROUBLE, ARNOLD IS THE NEXT HITLER, HE HAS DREAMS OF BEING THE "KING OF THE EARTH" AND WALKING ABOVE THE PEOPLE WITH THEM WORSHIPPING HIM, HE HAS OPENLY ADMITTED THAT HE WOULD LIKE TO BE A DICTATOR TO THE WORLD.


http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6495462761605341661&q=law&hl=en

BELOW YOU WILL FIND A SCARY QUOTE

"There ought to be limits
to freedom..."

— George W. Bush

George Bush and his many leading roles....

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Top 10 Bushisms According to Daniel Kurtzman

10) "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." —LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000 (Listen to audio clip)

9) "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." —Greater Nashua, N.H., Jan. 27, 2000(Listen to audio clip)

8) "I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." —second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004 (Listen to audio clip)

7) "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." —Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000 (Listen to audio clip)

6) "You work three jobs? … Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." —to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb.

5) "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." —Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004 (Watch video clip; listen to audio clip)

4) "They misunderestimated me." —Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000

3) "Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" —Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000

2) "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004 (Watch video clip; listen to audio clip)

1) "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

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GEORGE BUSH QUOTES

"I love to bring people into the oval office...and say, this is where I office." - Pres. George W. Bush

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
- George W. Bush

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
- George W. Bush

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
- George W. Bush

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
- George W. Bush

"The future will be better tomorrow."
- George W. Bush

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
- George W. Bush

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
- George W. Bush

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe . We are a part of Europe."
- George W. Bush

"Public speaking is very easy."
- George W. Bush

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
- George W. Bush

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
- George W. Bush

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
- George W. Bush

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
- George W. Bush

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
- George W. Bush

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
- George W. Bush

God Help America...

Bush Comedy is a site that pokes fun of the US president, President George "Dubya" Bush. Enjoy the essays, jokes, pictures, and check out the recommended links! To start off this wonderful blog I will recommend a few links and post some funny pictures. I hope everyone enjoys the site, but of course I do expect that some might take offence and if you do, take comfort in knowing that I'm not talking about you and I love America, I just don't love Bush.


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Is Bush an Idiot? - You Tube
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Soon I will be posting some delightful Bush quotes!