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Tuesday, September 05, 2006

ARNOLD EXPOSED

"I didn't think about money. I thought about the fame, about just being the greatest. I was dreaming about being some dictator of a country or some savior like Jesus." - Arnold Schwarzenegger

"People need somebody to watch over them... Ninety-five percent of the people in the world need to be told what to do and how to behave." -- Arnold Schwarzenegger

My friends don't want me to mention Kurt's name, because of all the recent Nazi stuff and the U.N. controversy, but I love him and Maria does too, and so thank you, Kurt."
Arnold Schwarzenegger on his friend and fellow Austrian Kurt Waldheim, a Nazi war criminal

"I was born to be a leader. I love the fact that millions of people look up to me." - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I was always dreaming about very powerful people, dictators and things like that. I was just always impressed by people who could be remembered for hundreds of years, or even, like Jesus, be for thousands of years remembered."
- Arnold Schwarzenegger

"I saw this toilet bowl. How many times do you get away with this, to take a woman, grab her upside down, and bury her face in a toilet bowl? I wanted to have something floating there ... The thing is, you can do it, because in the end, I didn't do it to a woman, she's a machine! We could get away with it without being crucified by who-knows-what group."
Arnold Schwarzenegger describing a scene in Terminator 3

The following is a direct quote Arnold gave to Esquire Magazine in 2003 and sums up his attitude towards women.
"When you see a blonde with great tits and a great ass, you say to yourself, 'Hey, she must be stupid or must have nothing else to offer', which maybe is the case many times. But then again there is the one that is as smart as her breasts look, great as her face looks, beautiful as her whole body looks gorgeous, you know, so people are shocked."

http://www.arnoldexposed.com/quotes.html

THE MUST SEE FILM OF 2006

EVERY AMERICAN MUST SEE THIS FILM, GO TO GOOGLE VIDEOS AND SEARCH FOR IT OR CLICK THE LINK BELOW, IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE AND OPEN YOUR EYES. IT EXPOSES BUSH 100% AND ALL HIS LIES. OPEN YOUR EYES AMERICA! IT'S NOT SOMETHING ANYONE WANTS TO HEAR, BUT YOU HAVE TO LISTEN.

THE FILM IS CALLED: Martial Law 9/11: Rise of the Police State (Alex Jones)

YOU WILL BE SHOCKED, ESPECIALLY IN THE END. IF YOU DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THE WHOLE FILM JUST WATCH THE END BIT ABOUT ARNOLD SCHWARZNEGGER. AMERICA, DON'T ALLOW NON-AMERICANS TO BE YOUR PRESIDENT, YOU'RE ASKING FOR TROUBLE, ARNOLD IS THE NEXT HITLER, HE HAS DREAMS OF BEING THE "KING OF THE EARTH" AND WALKING ABOVE THE PEOPLE WITH THEM WORSHIPPING HIM, HE HAS OPENLY ADMITTED THAT HE WOULD LIKE TO BE A DICTATOR TO THE WORLD.


http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6495462761605341661&q=law&hl=en

BELOW YOU WILL FIND A SCARY QUOTE

"There ought to be limits
to freedom..."

— George W. Bush